ok this is weird but im gonna adk anyway. would a picture of me naked BUT sideways covering everything except my ass will go through you can tell am naked but all you can see is my butt

We would love to say that it'll get through because your man deserves to have pictures of you. But, it is totally up to the individual staff member that comes across it while screening the incoming mail. You can try it, but there are no guarantees it'll get through. Why not try lingerie and/or a bikini...? It'll make him just as happy :)